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and other oddities
This blog is a repository for cartoons, collages, paintings and other funny pictures that seep out of my cerebellum and escape my cranium. I don't let them out for the money, or the glory, I let them out because if I don't, it gets really crowded in there.
Mallory's Cartoons
- ► Comics Afficianado
- ► 'Academia,' my strip that ran in the 'Teen Gazette' section of the Phoenix Gazette, Wednesdays 1984-88
- ►"Guerilla Collage!"
- ►"Mal•Adjusted"
- ►"Mayor Gonzo in the Keys"
- ►"Sheep in Wolves's Clothing"
- ►Cartoons that ran in 'the Shadow,' my high school newspaper
- ►Cartoons that ran in 'the Sower,' my college paper at Concordia University in Nebraska
- ►Cartoons that ran in the Charter Oak-Ute NEWSpaper and the Schleswig Leader
- ►Cartoons that ran in the Mapleton PRESS
- ►Historietas Política, éstos están en Español, de Señor Teodoro
- ►How-to-Cartoon Cartoons
- ►Join the mal•toons FaceBook Group!
- ►Springtime for Hitler
- ►Ted's Political Cartoons
Reccomendations
Ted's Blogs
Warning; May contain opinions!
Ted's Art
Ted's Classroom
Web Coordinator
Tips are always welcome!
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Ted's Art
Ted's Classroom
Web Coordinator
Tips are always welcome!
follow me on flickr
follow me on twitter
follow me on facebook
my resumé
Networked Blogs
Headlines
on Ted's Blog
Editorial Cartooning
- Alex Raffi, Southern Nevada's very own
- American Assoc. of Ed. Cartoonists
- American Political Cartoons: an Introduction
- Ann Telnaes, Editorial Cartooning Goddess
- CartoonMovement (International Ed toons)
- Comics on Slate
- Daryl Cagle's Pro Cartoonist Index
- Dirksen Center Collection
- José Guadalupe Posada
- Keith Tucker, Tabloid Liberal
- Mark Fiore's Animated Ed. Toons
- Mike Luckovich
- Mr. Fish, of Harpers (a certifiable genius in my humble opinion)
- Neal Obermeyer, Of Lincoln, NE and San Diego, CA
- Pulitzer Prize Winners
- Stars of Political Cartooning
- Tim Eagan, Genius
- Tribune Media Services
- Washington Post Writer's Group
Comic Panel & Strip links
- BC & the Wizard of Id
- Brevity
- Calamities of Nature
- Comics.com
- Comicspage.com
- Creator's Syndicate
- Daily Ink
- Doonesbury Town Hall
- Funky Winkerbean
- Go Comics
- King Features
- Mike Lynch, AWESOME mag toonist
- Mutts
- Natalie Dee
- Peanuts
- Rhymes with Orange
- Savage Chickens
- Shoe
- Six Chix
- Toothpaste for Dinner
- Tribune Media Services
- Tumbleweeds
- United Features Syndicate
- Washington Post Writer's Group
- What the Duck
- Zippy the Pinhead
Christian Cartoons/ists
By & about cartoonists
- The Daily Cartoonist
- Schultz Library
- Balloon Tales
- Cartoon Art Museum, San Francisco
- Cartoonist Group
- Charles M. Schultz Museum
- Garfield Minus Garfield
- Hogan's Alley
- Jules Feiffer
- National Cartoonist Society
- Scott McCloud, the exalted teacher
- The Yellow Kid
- Toon Talk
- Toonpedia
- ToonSeum, Pittsburgh, PA
- Walt Kelly's Pogo
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